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Strategy. Content. Funnels. Emails. Ads. Built. Done. Handed over.
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The Problem
Most creator brands hit a wall around £20 to £30K a month. Not because the product is wrong. Because something specific is broken, and you can't see it from inside the business.
The strategy is in your head. The list of things to build is twice as long as your week. Every Monday you tell yourself this is the week. Every Friday it isn't. The business is growing slower than your idea backlog.
The site looks good. The emails read well. The ads have great visuals. But the numbers are flat. Pretty doesn't sell. Strategy sells. And nobody you've hired so far has owned the strategy end to end.
You've seen three proposals. They all start at £15K a month. They all want six months minimum. None of them will hand over a finished system at the end. And you don't have six months. You have two weeks.
You don't need another agency. You need someone who's been inside the business and knows what actually moves the needle.
Why This Exists
Atlantic Records. Warner Music. Google. ada Music. KLEKT.
I saw the same thing every time. Founders building real businesses, paying agencies £15 to £25K a month for strategies that lived in a Google Drive and never got executed. PowerPoints presented in boardrooms. Decks that looked impressive. And nothing ever moved.
Then I'd sit with the founder afterwards. They'd ask me one question.
“What would YOU do if this was your business?”
Every time, the answer took about 90 minutes to walk through. ICP. Positioning. Hooks. Funnel. Emails. Ads. Plan. Done.
The agencies were taking 8 weeks because that's what justified the £15K invoice. Not because the work needed it.
So I started doing it as a 90-minute call instead. Same frameworks. Same quality. One conversation. Real strategy, not a deck.
Some founders said: “I get it. I just don't have time to implement. Can you do all of it?”
That's the Sprint.
Demographics, behaviours, language patterns, buying triggers, jobs-to-be-done. Built from your audience data and competitor research.
Statement, hierarchy, competitor map, unique value proposition. Where you sit and why customers should choose you.
4 pillars, 3 formats per pillar, weekly cadence, platform-specific strategy for IG, TikTok, LinkedIn, YouTube.
Engineered for 40%+ hook rates. Each one mapped to a psychological trigger and tied to your ICP.
Captions, CTAs, hashtags, ready to post. Formatted for IG, TikTok, LinkedIn. Open the doc Monday morning, post.
Complete buyer journey from cold awareness through repeat purchase. Mapped to your products and price points.
Welcome, nurture, abandoned cart, post-purchase. Subject lines, body copy, send timing. Drop into Klaviyo or Beehiiv.
3 concepts with hooks, body, CTAs, targeting, creative briefs. Hand to your editor or agency, brief done.
Top 5 competitors. Positioning, content, pricing, funnels, ads. What they're winning on, what they're missing.
Week-by-week priorities, KPIs to track, milestones to hit, exactly what to do in what order.
If you hired an agency: £35,000 to £55,000
Implementation questions answered within 24 hours for the full 30 days after you receive the system.
Within 14 days of handover. If something doesn't fit, I rebuild it.
The full reference. 8 AI prompts, 30 hooks, 70 subject lines, 14 templates, 90-day plan.
Refreshed competitor intel report 60 days after handover so you stay ahead.
Total bonus value: £4,027
If after 14 days you haven't received all 10 deliverables, I'll refund you in full. The risk is mine.
5-minute application. I review every one personally and respond within 24 hours.
Application takes 5 minutes. I review every application personally.